Dr It Hurts When I PHP

This talk was part of the first PubConf in Nottingham, in 2019.

It’s a light-hearted (read: ranty and sweary) look into the ‘wonderful’ world of dynamic languages (specifically PHP)

Talks are 5 minutes long. 20 slides, 15 seconds per slide, auto-advancing and no stopping.

I have a copy of the video, I’ve shown it to a few friends, for as we know what happens at PubConf, stays at PubConf…

Off the back of this talk, I was selected as part of the top 3 talks to then give an impromptu talk on a choice of topics using a slide deck I’d never seen before.

I won! Yay!