This talk was part of the first PubConf in Nottingham, in 2019.
It's a light-hearted (read: ranty and sweary) look into the 'wonderful' world of dynamic languages (specifically PHP)
Talks are 5 minutes long. 20 slides, 15 seconds per slide, auto-advancing and no stopping.
I have a copy of the video, I've shown it to a few friends, for as we know what happens at PubConf, stays at PubConf...
Off the back of this talk, I was selected as part of the top 3 talks to then give an impromptu talk on a choice of topics using a slide deck I'd never seen before.